I’m less of a threat than my Google searches would lead you to believe…

A partial list of things I Googled last week for writing projects:

Hamburger Helper Flavors

Audrey Hepburn Pink dress in Breakfast at Tiffany’s

How to tell if your toe is broken? (This might have been a personal search)

Care for a broken toe?

Chanel Lipstick Colors

How hard is it to decapitate a grown man

Can vampires survive underwater?

Apoquel Cost

Super Fancy Pastries

Tyrannosaurus Rex arm reach

Poisons that are paralytic but do not render unconscious

Tiny Elvis Wedding

What happens if your dog is overweight?

How long does it take to bleed out from a shank in the lungs?

Can you die from a bullet in the shoulder?

Do flesh wounds bleed more than being shot in a major organ?

Care of a gunshot flesh wound?

Dita Von Teese

Dive bars in Oregon beach towns

James Marsters Cons

Champagne glass shaped tubs in the Poconos (For those that do not believe these things exist, please see below)

Nacho Daddy Las Vegas Strip

Baseball Underwear